Doston se hai!!!

Nasha Bhi Doston Se Hai
Shaam Bhi Doston Se Hai

Zindagi Ki Shuruvaat Bhi Doston Se Hai
Zindagi Mein Mulakaat Bhi Doston Se Hai

Mohabbat Bhi Doston Se Hai
Inaayat Bhi Doston Se Hai

Kaam Bhi Doston Se Hai
Naam Bhi Doston Se Hai

Khyal Bhi Doston Se Hai
Armaan Bhi Doston Se Hai

Khvab Bhi Doston Se Hai
Maahol Bhi Doston Se Hai

Yaadein Bhi Doston Se Hai
Mulakaatein Bhi Doston Se Hai

Sapne Bhi Doston Se Hai
Apne Bhi Doston Se Hai


Ya Yoon Kahoon Yaro
Apni To Duniya Hi Doston Se Hai.....

Internet Request by a guy to his dad

Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy internet laga dein,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay ga itna bata dein

Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.

Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.

Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon ga,
Mein god promise karta hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun ga.

Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Woh saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.

Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.

Ab to mujhe internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein 

A new style of love letter

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,
after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much,
I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best)   and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is a KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is a CEAT (Born Tough)  but don't worry as I am also a FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones). If they say no, we will run away and marry and do PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye) .
For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be a WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers) Trust in God who's always a NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me.

Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).
LG (Digitally Yours)!!!!!
VIP Luggage (bye bye )

DADA KONDKE KAVITA !!!!!!!!!

Dada Kondke style KAVITA HINDI MEIN

mangta hoon to deti nahi,
jawab meri baat ka

deti hai to khada ho jata hai,
rome rome jazbat ka

kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho,
yun jawab sawal ka

Wo kehti hai, pahle tum dikhao,
Rukh apne baat ka

kal sham ko jab kar rahe the sath me,
kam apne office ka

khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke samne,
bhed coding logic ka

Ishara karke kehti hai pakadane ko mujhko,
Cup garam coffee ka

Aur khud mera pakad leti hai..
thanda glass juice ka

sochta hoon aaj bahon me pakad ke daal hi doon,
balon me fool gulab ka

dalte hi gir jata hai,
patta patta gulab ka...

NJOY!!!

nahi karna!!

Jo DIL mein hay aankhoun kay hawaley nahi karna,
Khoud ko kabhi khawaboun kay hawaley nahi karna,
Iss umr mein khush-fehmiyaan achi nahi hote,
Iss umr ko vado kay hawaley nahi karna!!

DuNiYaa

MaTLaB Ki DuNiYaa
MaJHaB Ki DuNiYaa,..

BhooKhaa KhiLaaDii,
KaRTaB Ki DuNiYaa,...

ShaiTaaN Ka GhaR,
YeH RaB Ki DuNiYaa,...

AnJaaN KiSMaT,
AB-TaB Ki DuNiYaa,

KiSii Ki HuI Na,
HaM-SaB Ki DuNiYaa,....