मैं हूं ओबामा काला

मैं हूं ओबामा काला
दुनिया का नया लाला
सबकी बत्ती होगी गुल
मेरे पिछवाड़े में चुल
पालिन को मेरा प्यार
मैक्कन है मेरा यार
मुसलमान नहीं हूं मैं
सबसे तेज़ वही हूं मैं
काला हूं पर हूं दिलवाला
सबका निकलेगा दीवाला
मैं हू सबसे अच्छा पोएट
मैं हूं ओबामा द ग्रेट

Support Raj Thackeray :

some good thoughts =

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)

8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?

10. Let's support kashmiri Militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benifit of there state and community... ...

11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world .

12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states
14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside
15. We should STOP using local trains.... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari
16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's

This mail should somehow reach Raj Thackrey so forward it to as many ppl as possible.

This mail needs to be read by all Indians.

So please help in this cause.

JAI MAHARASHTRA!

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